Hayden Counts to 10 in Spanish...sort of

Uno
Gose
Bress
Cuanko
Cinco
Seis
Flay-Flay
Say-Say
Ankay
Fiekay

Isn't it amazing what kids can learn from Dora?

HOPE Group Reunion...kind of

Once upon a time. The End. (hysterical laughter for a very long time)

Once upon a time there was a little bitty lady bug. A lady bug flew down to a drain. When she did that she was on Brooke’s lap. Brooke sploded. After she did that, she broke her collar bone. She had to go to the hospital. He got her a shot. She was bleeding and sploding. Matt Graham and D.O. and Claire and Jessica and that’s all, they go to the hospital. This little guy was sitting on his lap and he needed to go tee-tee. Wait. I need to go tee-tee. (Hayden goes tee-tee). He was sitting on his lap and he jumped by a tree. He jumped right by a tree again. The guy looked creepy. He had different colors cause he was freaky. The End.

Random

Once upon a time this guy was playing snurfboarding and snowboarding and playing Shrek 2. And, his name was Hayden. I was doing that and I was all done. When I did that I loved you. When I did that, I said I adore you. Then, when I did that, you were cute. After I did that, you were wonderful. Then, I did that and you were crazy. This guy got on fire. He sploded. He was dead. This guy was in sand. This guy was Mr. Crab. Patrick said, “Ah Tartar Sauce.” He said, “What did you say?” Weird. He said it weird. He did that laugh like this…(Hayden does hysterical laughter). This guy just sprayed in his eye ball. When he did that, he catched a lizard. Then when he did that he catched a snake and a doodlebug and a trantchula and a centipede and some lizards. The End.

Wallace and Gromit Movie Review

Last night we watched a bunny movie. I loved the bunny that says, “Cheese.” That bunny hopped and he said, “Cheese.” And this bunny was big. That guy sucked all the bunnies up. That guy turned into a big bunny. He crashed into a floor. He turned into a man and he was naked. That dog was trying to chase that other dog onto the white airplane. He crashed into that blue one. It goed, “Shhhooooo” and it fell down. And when he did that, he sucked up a bunny and the bunny said, “Cheese” and “what the”.

He said, “What is the matter with me.” And, that bunny was freaky. His mouth was doing like this (Hayden demonstrates eating something). It was creepy. My favorite character was the big bunny. I didn’t like that part when that dog’s face was like (Hayden looks alarmed). I didn’t like it. I think someone else can watch that. The End.

A Little Distracted by Sonic

Once upon a time…and you’ve never seen this one before…hmmm…let me thank. Let me thank. I’m thinking. Hmmmm. Oh…this guy had a gun and his name was Hayden. It was a real gun. It was shooting out bullets. I was shooting thousands of bullets and one million and one hundred 99. They were TV bullets and cone bullets. And, ice cream cones and popsicles. They are not bullets. Let me thank.

Hey, I got medium root beer. Anson got cherry limeade. I had sprite cause I was eating my cherry all gone…but not squash…and not zucchini. Instead, spaghetti. I mean, apple and punkin.

There was this little bity ant. He was up, up, up a tree. He goes “uh, uh, uh.” He was all the way in his home. He turned into a big ant. He was splode up into a tree. He goes, “Raaaaaaaa, pa-foo.” When he did that, he had 1 million, 6 bullets and 1 hundred 99. And, he had 100. And 1 million thousand. And he was doing the best in keeping up to the rest. He was trying to play with his friends. The ant was. He was laying down. He was trying to be boring. Now he turned into a caterpillar and got put on fire. The End.

Frigerator

Once upon a time there was a monster. He was a ball. He didn't go up a tree house. He made a tree house splode up. It brewk and brewk and brewk. He looked like an angry person. He was green. He turned into blue and green and red and blue and black and orange and pink and red and light blue and dark blue. He put the tea out. He poured it into the frigerator. It had an A on it and it turned into a frog. When he did that, he bonked hisself. When he did that, he got a alligator on his head. Then it went off of his head. Then he went in the water and put it on fire. Then a person put him in the frigerator. The End.

Hoodwinked Movie Review

The udder day we was watching Hoodwinked. We were watching the show, and we had popcorn because I was hungry. I wanted more popcorn, and I wanted an elevator.

On the movie those guys were trying to get those bad guys. Granny was rolling a lot of balls off her arms, and she was making the guys fell like this (lots of acting out). That was a funny part. They got back up and didn't die. Riding Hood was helping um. She had a video camera.

My favorite person is Granny because she is the fastest on the snow board race. She can even hit all those persons. She's good. The wolf was being granny, but his mouth wasn't talking. Granny said "Fa-shizzle." That guy was trying to block her when that rockin' song was on and she said "Fa-shizzle." I think she's cool cause she blocks all those snowboarding persons. My grandma needs to do that.

Some of dose

Once upon a time there was a little boy who went to a tree house. He was Danny. He eat lunch. He went outside and saw baby ducks. He didn't right now cause he was busy. He fell down and go to the hospital. They put water and you know dose little bandages and dose little shots...you know um? They put some of dose in him. The end.

May 10, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little lady bug. He was in the potty. This guy was huge. This guy was little. Now he just turned into big. He had a puter. He had a transformer. His name was Hayden. He was a boy. He turned into a kid. His name is Hayden. Lilo and Stitch was a bug and stitch was a bug. Lilo was a bug. A lady bug. Stitch was an ant. He bits ya. He turned into a pirate and he said, “Aaargh Mateys.” He had a transformer and it goed invisible. He had a puter (this is what Hayden calls a computer). He put some fire on it. He just scraped and punched it and he blowed it out with water. He had a little way. He was a little one. He was having a little way. He wanted to find a transformer. He just was having a little part of a little Scooby Do. He was thinking. He was having his little way and I was having my little way. He put out fire. Now he just went a little way and the end. Oh, he poured out fire.

May 8, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little boy and he had a lady bug. His name was Hayden and Anson, and Ashton and Danny. Because he loved lady bugs. Reese went to a hospital. Somebody squirt blood out of Reese’s eyeball. Then put a shot and a little more fish. He catched it. He put it in his eyeball. And, a little ant was going fishing. He went to a little water. He tried to get out and eat me and bite me. And this guy squirt blood out of my eye ball. And we had those and they put a shot in my foot. All into it. And I was like, “Aggghhhhh sick.” I had little way we could go fishing again. I turned into a strawberry and a blueberry and a banana and a cheese and racaroni and salt and pepper and sugar. I poked myself in the head. I had my little way. And dad was there and you and Anson and I was just trying to poop in the bathroom. I am going swimming with a boat. I didn’t get my clothes all wet. I just want to have my little way with a chocolate factory. I had a phone and I was calling somebody and the end.

April 26, 2006

Once upon a time a skateboard guy was doing a wet willy, and he did a back willy. He was in the swimming pool with his skate board. He turned his skateboard into a boat on a river. And, he turned it into a sheep. He did action. The bad guy was getting him and he got his power. He was very brave to himself. He was trying to watch tv and hear his music and see his grandma and popi and die for his sins. He got back up and somebody got him and let him be alive and do skate board tricks and another wet willy. He did. He goed into his scooter and his name was Hayden. And he can ride his scooter by himself. Nobody can teach him. This was Hayden. He goes back home and he takes to-ever. He got back on his scooter and ride it to church. He was a strawberry now. And blueberries. And he turned into a monkey, a gorilla, an elephant, a lion, a tiger and this was very silly. He got a key. And he never got dead. And, he never got dead of a bad guy. He saved a girl. Her name was Jessica. They were playing with costumes at home when mom and dad were going to a place. We tooked a nap and watched a show. We never died, never ever again. He freezed the bad guy. Now he got power. Nobody can even get him or nobody can even get him cause he’s very fast. Very, very fast. (At this point I said, “Hayden, are we at the end?” He said, “Nah.”) So, he was brave into himself. He locked himself and he never never get dead, cause he was locked and he turned into a horse named Spirit. He saved a horse. His life. He never died. The horse didn’t end. And he wasn’t brave. That time he was. He was playing the computer and he get back on his skate board and bike and his motorcycle and his scooter. He was playing his video game and he never did die ever again. The End.

April 12, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little boy and he had a skate board. He was on a rolling pin. He rode on the garden. He really rode on the garden. Mom said, “Boy, don’t even roll on my plants.” The child obeyed his parents. He was doing the best. He did not make himself pretty. He was a boy. Instead, he rode his skate board. He got off the rolling pin and got on a skate board. He did one of his nother skate board tricks. The boy said, “Mommy, let’s don’t be family.” That made his mommy sad. She was sick. He fixed her and put medicine in her and she feeled all better. Instead, she was a strawberry. And a blueberry. And super man. But she was still a mommy. And the boy was still doing his skate board tricks. He jumped off of his skate board and went back on. He did the best of all the rats. He was a rat. He turned into a rat. And he said, “Family, please, we can’t be children.” And he died. And the end.

March 27, 2006

Once upon a time there was a doodle-bug and there was a lot of caterpillars. There was a little strawberry that came to a tree house and it didn’t go to the caterpillars and pick them up. There was a little boy named Hayden he saw a little girl. She was Dawn. They were catching the little caterpillars. There was a skateboard and a skateboard guy. He was riding on it and driving on it and did tricks on it…he did a teeny-tiny mo. That’s a skateboard trick. He was going to the caterpillars. He was doing a trick like this (this is where Hayden started doing some tricks…sorry…you all have to miss it.) The skateboard guy did a whaky. Then he did a duper cool whaky. Then he did a t-me. The End.

March 23, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little boy that didn’t come to a tree house. He was inside. He eat breakfast. He eat lunch. He got done eating his food. He washed his hands. Then go to a tree house. There is food in his tree house. He drank orange juice. He was trying to get something. He goed down. He was getting a skate board. He ride on his skate board and do tricks. The End.

March 20, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little boy who comed to a tree house and he falled down and bonked his head and ate some strawberries. His Daddy was up there and Anson was up there and I was up there and I was close to the wood. I didn’t obey Daddy. There was a cat climbing up the tree house. There was a dog climbing up a tree house. There was a little boy and a little girl. There was a little Daddy and a little Mommy. They all fell down and bleed on their arms. And they breaked a bone. And The End.

March 15, 2006

Once upon a time there was a strawberry and a blueberry and a red berry and they walked to Bunga’s house and drived on a skate board and watched a movie. It was toy story. It was the first one. They played a game. They played Star Wars Episode Three. And I got a dream. I was sleeping. My dream was about Danny. There was a little girls walking to HEB, going to get some food. Then they went to Wal-Mart to get some Star Wars guys. The boy and the girl went to Wal-Mart. Their names were Hayden and Mommy. Then we go back home. The End.

March 1, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little boy and his name was Hayden. I had a dream. I went to the park. We saw a big dinosaur and a snake and a monkey and another dinosaur. Three dinosaurs. I sawed a sand monster and I killed him with my special power. My power was rocks. The End.

February 22, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little boy who climbed in the tree house and a fort. And there was a blueberry and a strawberry. They were best friends. They’re favorite thing to play was toys. And there was a doodlebug. He was in a town. It was Bungatown. Bunga said, “I love poop.” The End.

February 20, 2006

Once upon a time there was a bat man and a superhero and a blueberry and a strawberry and they went in a tunnel. A doodlebug goed to church. There was an eyeball. An eyeball went in daddy’s mouth. Somebody was small and somebody climbed in mommy’s mouth. A lip was crawling. Mommy saw the lip. The lip ate my mom. And a dinosaur ate her. The End.

February 17, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little boy who would eat oatmeal. He poured the oatmeal on his t-t and his poop. He snapped his finger (demonstration). He flushed the potty. He goed poop. A doodlebug went in the potty. He flushed it. The doodlebug died. A bad guy went to his mother with her grandma. He was a little boy. The bad guy was Ashton. The End.

February 16, 2006

Once upon a time there was a princess and a queen and a king and the fruit of the Spirit. The king went to Texas and he broke his self. He felled on the rocks and hurt himself and he bleed. The witch made the King all better. She put some of her medicine on him. It was pink. The End.

February 8, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little boy come to play house with a basket. He put it on his face with his fruit. The fruit went on his face with his grandma. Matt Graham explode up. The grandma with her basket she throwed it outside and Anson went in the basket with her mother. She throwed Anson in the back yard. He got scratched. She went to Matt Graham and she went to her mother and grandma’s house. And that’s the end.

February 8, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little boy come to play house with a basket. He put it on his face with his fruit. The fruit went on his face with his grandma. Matt Graham explode up. The grandma with her basket she throwed it outside and Anson went in the basket with her mother. She throwed Anson in the back yard. He got scratched. She went to Matt Graham and she went to her mother and grandma’s house. And that’s the end.

February 3, 2006

Once upon a time, a little boy come to a park and he got a bicycle and ride it. He didn’t share. And he got mad. He take toys out of someone’s hand. Reese was there. He went to his mother. And, he didn’t even take something out of their hand. He was happy to see his mother. He saw fruit on a bathroom. And he went to his grandma and popi’s house. He taked an airplane out of his hand. He went outside. He taked a flashlight out of someone’s hand. It was dark outside. He sawed a moth. A moth got on the boy. It didn’t bite him. It was his best friend. The End.

February 2, 2006

Once upon a time a boy went to a tunnel. He found some fruit. He found some oatmeal. And he went to his grandma's house. He went to his mommy's house too. Ashton is his name. He found some mail. There was a prize in it. He went to an ice cream truck. He got some ice cream and balloons. He went back to the tunnel, but he took his grandma. There was a computer in the tunnel. And a kitchen. They played toys in the tunnel. He bonked his head on the floor. He found his mother. She would make it better. And she bonked her head. But she gave him a kiss. She found a drink for him. The boy found a ninja turtle. He found a hot wheel car. The End.