The World According to Hayden: Random

The World According to Hayden

Monday, May 22, 2006

Random

Once upon a time this guy was playing snurfboarding and snowboarding and playing Shrek 2. And, his name was Hayden. I was doing that and I was all done. When I did that I loved you. When I did that, I said I adore you. Then, when I did that, you were cute. After I did that, you were wonderful. Then, I did that and you were crazy. This guy got on fire. He sploded. He was dead. This guy was in sand. This guy was Mr. Crab. Patrick said, “Ah Tartar Sauce.” He said, “What did you say?” Weird. He said it weird. He did that laugh like this…(Hayden does hysterical laughter). This guy just sprayed in his eye ball. When he did that, he catched a lizard. Then when he did that he catched a snake and a doodlebug and a trantchula and a centipede and some lizards. The End.

2 Comments:

Blogger D.O. said...

Are the letters so big because you yelled the entire story?

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was this guy who readed this story. And he laughed at it. And he laughed like this (Dad demonstrates hysterical laughter). Then he sploded all over his office.

7:49 AM  

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