April 12, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little boy and he had a skate board. He was on a rolling pin. He rode on the garden. He really rode on the garden. Mom said, “Boy, don’t even roll on my plants.” The child obeyed his parents. He was doing the best. He did not make himself pretty. He was a boy. Instead, he rode his skate board. He got off the rolling pin and got on a skate board. He did one of his nother skate board tricks. The boy said, “Mommy, let’s don’t be family.” That made his mommy sad. She was sick. He fixed her and put medicine in her and she feeled all better. Instead, she was a strawberry. And a blueberry. And super man. But she was still a mommy. And the boy was still doing his skate board tricks. He jumped off of his skate board and went back on. He did the best of all the rats. He was a rat. He turned into a rat. And he said, “Family, please, we can’t be children.” And he died. And the end.