The World According to Hayden: A Little Distracted by Sonic

The World According to Hayden

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

A Little Distracted by Sonic

Once upon a time…and you’ve never seen this one before…hmmm…let me thank. Let me thank. I’m thinking. Hmmmm. Oh…this guy had a gun and his name was Hayden. It was a real gun. It was shooting out bullets. I was shooting thousands of bullets and one million and one hundred 99. They were TV bullets and cone bullets. And, ice cream cones and popsicles. They are not bullets. Let me thank.

Hey, I got medium root beer. Anson got cherry limeade. I had sprite cause I was eating my cherry all gone…but not squash…and not zucchini. Instead, spaghetti. I mean, apple and punkin.

There was this little bity ant. He was up, up, up a tree. He goes “uh, uh, uh.” He was all the way in his home. He turned into a big ant. He was splode up into a tree. He goes, “Raaaaaaaa, pa-foo.” When he did that, he had 1 million, 6 bullets and 1 hundred 99. And, he had 100. And 1 million thousand. And he was doing the best in keeping up to the rest. He was trying to play with his friends. The ant was. He was laying down. He was trying to be boring. Now he turned into a caterpillar and got put on fire. The End.

1 Comments:

Blogger D.O. said...

that's a crazy story!

10:06 AM  

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