April 26, 2006

Once upon a time a skateboard guy was doing a wet willy, and he did a back willy. He was in the swimming pool with his skate board. He turned his skateboard into a boat on a river. And, he turned it into a sheep. He did action. The bad guy was getting him and he got his power. He was very brave to himself. He was trying to watch tv and hear his music and see his grandma and popi and die for his sins. He got back up and somebody got him and let him be alive and do skate board tricks and another wet willy. He did. He goed into his scooter and his name was Hayden. And he can ride his scooter by himself. Nobody can teach him. This was Hayden. He goes back home and he takes to-ever. He got back on his scooter and ride it to church. He was a strawberry now. And blueberries. And he turned into a monkey, a gorilla, an elephant, a lion, a tiger and this was very silly. He got a key. And he never got dead. And, he never got dead of a bad guy. He saved a girl. Her name was Jessica. They were playing with costumes at home when mom and dad were going to a place. We tooked a nap and watched a show. We never died, never ever again. He freezed the bad guy. Now he got power. Nobody can even get him or nobody can even get him cause he’s very fast. Very, very fast. (At this point I said, “Hayden, are we at the end?” He said, “Nah.”) So, he was brave into himself. He locked himself and he never never get dead, cause he was locked and he turned into a horse named Spirit. He saved a horse. His life. He never died. The horse didn’t end. And he wasn’t brave. That time he was. He was playing the computer and he get back on his skate board and bike and his motorcycle and his scooter. He was playing his video game and he never did die ever again. The End.