The World According to Hayden: September 2008

The World According to Hayden

Friday, September 26, 2008

A crocodile and a turtle

Once upon a time there were a turtle just running around. The crocodile said, "Get out of my house." But the turtle said, "No." And the crocodile said, "Yes." But then the crocodile chased the turtle. He got out. He was sad. The turtle was walking to a hide in the Nile because the crocodile lived in the Red Sea. The turtle swam down the Nile and he saw pyramids and pharaohs and fishies swimming with him. He saw mummies because he went in the pyramid. He was scared. He looked the other way and there was a sarcophagus and he jumped away and was like, "AAAHHH!" Then the lid opened on an accident. He got even more scared. The pharaoh saw the turtle get in the pyramid. So, the pharaoh ran and ran and his name was King Tut. He said, "Move it! Get out of here." He threw him all the way back to the Red Sea. The crocodile saw him land in the water, so he chased him even faster, and the turtle had to swim faster! The turtle went back home for a nice day and played video games. The turtle had the Wii Fit. Then when the crocodile was asleep in the dark time, the turtle was really quiet and tried not to step on any leaves. He went for a swim in the Nile and the Red Sea where people can't see them. When he got in the water, he slipped and the crocodile woke up and he was MAD! He saw a claw fall off so it was floating and he saw it and thought that turtle was in the water, so he ran and ran and looked for him, but the turtle was at home listening to his ipod. Tomorrow, in the mail he got 1000 bucks, wait a hundred thousand bucks and then he went home and then he got out of his house and went sneaky because the crocodile had 500 million google dollars, so he sneaked up and got the mail and ripped it apart and got all the money and went back home. There were a big giant squid that squished and got him, but he didn't die. He bit the squid, and the squid said, "Don't bite me anymore. I'm not going to hold you anymore because you're way too strong." His friends came over and played video games with him. It was awesome. The turtle was happy. The End.

Friday, September 19, 2008

If I were a Pharoah

If I was a Pharaoh I would tell my people to go to North America and get me a lizard. Then, when they are on the continent, Africa, I'll call them again and tell them to get me every animal in the world. If they don't I will boil them and make them into a mummy and take their brains out, and put it in a pyramid...a wooden pyramid where they couldn't get out. Then I will never feed them ever again because they disobeyed me and they are crazy.

If I was a Pharaoh, I would tell my people to go to North America and go to whatever store has clothes, and then when they are there, I'll call them back, and tell them "Give me a black shirt, and two pairs of green pants, and 25 pairs of shoes. And, give me a golden earring...wait...two of them...and get me a silver and gold hat." I'm going to tell them to buy some makeup and put it on their own face, because I'm not wearing that.

Then, I will type on my computer, around the world that my servants, my people, have make up on right now. Then, I will make them find gold in Egypt. Then, I'll tell them to go ask a police man can I have their car. Then, if the police says no, I will throw them in the wooden pyramid also.

The End

Friday, September 12, 2008

i was in spase

I was in a shuttle. I landed in mercury and it takes 88 days to go around the sun. Then I landed in Venus. The clouds block Venus and Venus is really shiny because the sun shines at the clouds and makes it very shiny. Then I landed in Earth. It was really beautiful. It takes a year to revolve and a day to go around. Then I landed in Mars. The nickname is the red planet. Then asteroids were coming after me. I landed on Jupiter when I got past them. It's the biggest planet in the world. Then I landed in Saturn. It's really colorful. There are rings. Then I landed on Uranus. It had faint rings. Then I landed in Neptune. It was awesome. It is blue. Then I landed in Pluto. It's the coldest planet in the world. If you take your helmet off, your head will be frozen. Don't ever take your hat off, or you'll almost die. Then I flew back home where I live. And then I told my mom I went to space. The End.

Friday, September 05, 2008

i AM IN SPASE

I WAS IN MARS IT WAS RED. THE SUN WAS SHINING ON THE EARTH.IT WAS COOL.I WAS IN A SHUTTLE. IT WAS COOL. I WIT TO SATURN. IT WAS YELLOW AND ORANGE.

Mom taking over typing...

I was in Jupiter. It was really orange and yellowish. I saw an alien. It tried to attack me. People was coming. I said, "Help" because my shuttle blew up. It almost killed me. So, the people picked me up. I went back to earth, and I was saved. It was awesome. I liked my trip. I said to the people, "It was really cool." We had to eat apples in space because I was all floating around in space. I brushed my teeth in the bathroom and I had to have a seat belt. I had to go to the bathroom and had to have a seat belt. Now I'm on earth. I went back home.

The End