Oh Snap

Once upon a time they were an angry man. Then, he wanted to bite people. Even he wanted to bite, bite, bite, bite, bite people. He didn’t want to obey his mom. And even I will obey. And even he had a broken foot. He pulled the wack off. Then, it was covered in bleed and he liked that. Then, he was scary at people. He wanted to marker people. He wanted to put eyeballs on people. And even this other guy’s name was Anson. Then, there were another guy named Hayden. And Hayden tickled Anson and even he tickled right now! (Hayden starts tickling Anson). He wanted to stand on people. He wanted to stand on Anson right now. And, he wants to jump on people…like right now. And even he wants to kick people…right now. Then he wanted to punch people…right now. And even he putted a ball on people. Then it splode at people. Then, it was hanging in his super box. And even it was flying. And even when he was flying, and he grabbed a wash rag, and he was letting it pull and he letted go. And then he fell down. Then, he runned in to get Anson. Then, he said, “Oh snap.” Because he looked like he was going to punch some people. Then he looked like he was going to tickle people. And even there was a bear that was going to step on Anson…and a monkey was going to step on him and poop on him. Then, an elephant wanted to eat him. Right now. Then, he wanted to hook people up. Then he wanted to throw people with a key. And even he wanted to pull his ear off. Then, he wanted to pull his eyeball out. And even, he said, “Pizza, pizza, pizza, ya-ya-yeah, get your rock on.” And then he was skating with a skateboard and then he did a split.