Letter Friends

Once upon a time they were a little boy named T. Then there was a friend called P. And his udder friend was named D. Then his other one was called A…and then a M. Then, they went to a tree house. He runned to his mom. His name was Rainbow Man. Rainbow Man was there. Rainbow Man bonked his head on a couch. Then his other friend was called:

and he was like, “I broke an eyeball.” An then he wooked like this (closes eyes and walks around like he is blind.) Then he fell over. Then he said, “Ble.” He threw up. Someone cut his head. Someone cut his flowers. And his dog was named Homey. And then the guy was sleeping. The T was sleeping. Then the number P was bad. Know why? Because he steals puppies. Then, he cut his puppy and put it in soup. Then a dinosaur ate him. Then the dog climbed out of his mouth and got back to his friend. Then, the person was trying to snow board. He twist and kick and put his knee up and looked like a ball roll. M and T were dead. Now someone turned P into happy, so P saved M and T’s life. He saved his life. Then, he made a new friend. It was another M friend. He bonked his head again. Then he threw up. Then he punched his head in the face. Then someone turned him into a kitty. He said, “meow, meow” and bonked his head with a screw driver. The End.