It's what the police do

Hayden has ALWAYS been fascinated, or maybe terrified by the thought of jail.

He has been known to ask me during an entire round of errand running questions like:

"If I hit that window over there with my sword and broke it, would I go to jail?"

"If you ran over that car in front of us, would you go to jail?"

"If you jumped off a house would you go to jail?"

"If you ran over a bike would you go to jail?"

Now, every time he hears sirens he says, "Oh man, mom, I know those policemen are going to under arrest someone."

If you say, "Hayden, what do the police do to people who break the law?" he says, "They under arrest them."

So cute.

I'm hoping his intrigue with legalities is more because one day he will be a lawyer or something, not because he will be a criminal.

I'm praying.

Heavens, I'm praying.