The World According to Hayden: Firework Man

The World According to Hayden

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Firework Man

Once upon a time there was a firework man. He shoot out the sky. He splode. In the sky, firework man was making those things that have fire on them. They were all gone. Those things splode up to the sky. They were different kind of colors and people thinked about them. There were bad guys. The good guys punched them. There was an iguana. It eated somebody. Then he eat a whole tree up. Then he eated a guy up. Then he eated Cwaire up. Then he eated Cassidy. Then firework man saved them. He flew in that Iguanna’s mouth and he flew back out. He called a guy sane in the membrane and a goof ball and he put apple juice on his head. This guy was strong cause he had some of dees weights. He was being patient. He fell on the trash. And he was freaky. This guy wanted to go to the store. Then he pooped on himself. He pooped his pants. But he was just trying to toot. And that’s all.

3 Comments:

Blogger UW said...

You know you shouldn't try to poot so hard it usually ends up bad like that. If you can't do it easily don't do it, that is what I always say.

11:53 AM  
Blogger D.O. said...

what a great story Hayden! (and a great picture).

I love you and your brothers... let them know ok?

5:57 PM  
Blogger Jennifer Bacak said...

Hayden,
When that guy pooped on his pants that was DE-SGHUSTING! I didn't like when he pooped on his pants. That was a pretty funny story. Just poop, that's disghusting on your pants. I didn't know he was trying to poot instead of poop. Sometimes when I pull my Daddy's finger he toots! My Mommy doesn't want me to do it, but I just do. That's all, bye-bye.
Emma

Note from Jenn: I guess our dark family secrets are out!

3:15 PM  

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